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SPAM Redirects

A follower wrote me to say that they got redirected to a porno-SPAM site via my page. My apologies to that follower and any one else who has experienced this. I swear its not something I set up.

The people responsible will be sacked if I can find them.

-Tricia

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It was pretty hot watching my husband fuck my boss. But that wasn’t enough for Helen. She wanted my complete degradation. “Start slurpin’ Maggie,” she chuckled. “It’s not like you haven’t tasted his spooge before!”

It was pretty hot watching my husband fuck my boss. But that wasn’t enough for Helen. She wanted my complete degradation. “Start slurpin’ Maggie,” she chuckled. “It’s not like you haven’t tasted his spooge before!”

(Source: milfsonfire, via lizcream)

Filed under creampie

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Two years ago, on a silly pot-inspired whim, Becca, and I and our husbands all swapped clothes for New Years: my husband Mark and Craig wore dresses, and Becca and I wore suits. We didn’t really know what we were doing that year, and no one looked really good, but we were hidden and home and we all had an unexpectedly great time. 
Last year, we did it again, and we planned it a little bit better and it was amazing. Mark looked good with a redheaded wig and Craig let his blondish hair grow out and Becca styled it for him.
It was so much fun that I wound up in bed with Craig and Becca wound up with Mark. (And Becca introduced him to the strap-on she’d previously kept hidden for just me.)
I wonder what’ll happen this year. I encouraged Mark to try and get Craig to dance with him while they were both dressed up. Mark’s into it, it seems, but Craig is a bit reluctant. I wonder if they see Becca and I making out, will they follow suit.
God, I’d love to see that.

Two years ago, on a silly pot-inspired whim, Becca, and I and our husbands all swapped clothes for New Years: my husband Mark and Craig wore dresses, and Becca and I wore suits. We didn’t really know what we were doing that year, and no one looked really good, but we were hidden and home and we all had an unexpectedly great time.

Last year, we did it again, and we planned it a little bit better and it was amazing. Mark looked good with a redheaded wig and Craig let his blondish hair grow out and Becca styled it for him.

It was so much fun that I wound up in bed with Craig and Becca wound up with Mark. (And Becca introduced him to the strap-on she’d previously kept hidden for just me.)

I wonder what’ll happen this year. I encouraged Mark to try and get Craig to dance with him while they were both dressed up. Mark’s into it, it seems, but Craig is a bit reluctant. I wonder if they see Becca and I making out, will they follow suit.

God, I’d love to see that.

(Source: upskirtrating)

Filed under sissy

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Today my husband’s brought me to an apartment shared by two grad students at Brown. He’s in the blonde’s bedroom, shagging both of them. And pretty athletically, from the sounds their all making.
I’ve almost cleaned up the mess they left in the kitchen. Their bathroom is next. I took a peak in there, and its pretty disgusting. There’s a week’s worth of used tampons overflowing the basket and an icky ring around the inside of the toilet. I head the brunette tell my husband that they’ve been saving up the mess in there just for me to clean.

Today my husband’s brought me to an apartment shared by two grad students at Brown. He’s in the blonde’s bedroom, shagging both of them. And pretty athletically, from the sounds their all making.

I’ve almost cleaned up the mess they left in the kitchen. Their bathroom is next. I took a peak in there, and its pretty disgusting. There’s a week’s worth of used tampons overflowing the basket and an icky ring around the inside of the toilet. I head the brunette tell my husband that they’ve been saving up the mess in there just for me to clean.

(Source: 8ull3tt, via lovelyderriere)

Filed under cuckquean

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"I’ve always wanted to do this," Carrie said, shaking the can of cream. "Married twenty years and will my husband do it for me? No way. I can’t believe I had to wait to be seduced by a lesbian to make myself into a Sundae."

"I’ve always wanted to do this," Carrie said, shaking the can of cream. "Married twenty years and will my husband do it for me? No way. I can’t believe I had to wait to be seduced by a lesbian to make myself into a Sundae."

(via yummmumms)

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In September, I told my brother that he could borrow my clothes, and that I would teach him how to pass for a girl. But I promised him that he would be giving blow jobs by Thanksgiving.
He was sucking my boyfriend’s cock mid-October.
And now, now it’s November 4th and well, he’s a regular cum slut. He just took on the front line of the football team, and I’ve never seen him, er, her, happier.

In September, I told my brother that he could borrow my clothes, and that I would teach him how to pass for a girl. But I promised him that he would be giving blow jobs by Thanksgiving.

He was sucking my boyfriend’s cock mid-October.

And now, now it’s November 4th and well, he’s a regular cum slut. He just took on the front line of the football team, and I’ve never seen him, er, her, happier.

(via theartoffacials)

Filed under sissy she made him a girl

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softdomme asked: I just wanted to let you know I love all your captions, especially the ones from a cuckcake's POV. You're a great writer! ~Miss Jessica

Thank you! I always like hearing things like this. Thank you for writing!

-Tricia

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"I can’t believe your mother."
"I know. She’s such a slut."
"What’s that, the third girl she’s taken into the back room?"
"Fourth. Fifth if you count Mrs. Trai."
"Is she really that good?"
"Um, like how would I know."
"I’ve got to find out."
"Um, ick."
"Oh, your just jealous."

"I can’t believe your mother."

"I know. She’s such a slut."

"What’s that, the third girl she’s taken into the back room?"

"Fourth. Fifth if you count Mrs. Trai."

"Is she really that good?"

"Um, like how would I know."

"I’ve got to find out."

"Um, ick."

"Oh, your just jealous."

(via candid-upskirts)

Filed under daughters friend

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"It’s true, white girl. My tits are a mother-fucking-thing of beauty. But you’re not hear for my mother-fucking tits, bitch. You’re here for my mother-fucking pussy. Now get your pale ass down here on the bed and put your face between my mother-fucking thighs and show me why I shouldn’t tan your mother-fucking hide."

"It’s true, white girl. My tits are a mother-fucking-thing of beauty. But you’re not hear for my mother-fucking tits, bitch. You’re here for my mother-fucking pussy. Now get your pale ass down here on the bed and put your face between my mother-fucking thighs and show me why I shouldn’t tan your mother-fucking hide."

(Source: nipsuka)

Filed under NaturalSuperiorityOfTheAfricanWoman

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It’s all for charity, I swear! Hell, I got pledges for this. 20 kilometers and 200 spankings on my bare bottom. One spanking station every klick.
I’m raising $1500. What are you doing this weekend?

It’s all for charity, I swear! Hell, I got pledges for this. 20 kilometers and 200 spankings on my bare bottom. One spanking station every klick.

I’m raising $1500. What are you doing this weekend?

(via bottomwarmer4u)

Filed under spanking

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"Here’s the thing, Mrs. Menedez," my Court-appointed Public Defender said languidly. "I got you off that ‘Possession with Intent to Distribute’ charge. Now you need to return the favor and get me off. I might not charge, but I don’t work for free."

"Here’s the thing, Mrs. Menedez," my Court-appointed Public Defender said languidly. "I got you off that ‘Possession with Intent to Distribute’ charge. Now you need to return the favor and get me off. I might not charge, but I don’t work for free."

(Source: hypersexualgirl, via eroterica)

Filed under trading favors