This was the episode that caused their cooking show to become the most highly rated selection on The Create Channel.
"No, not yet," and "No, not here, the bathrooms here are filthy," and "You can hold it some more." That’s all she told me for two maybe three hours. One excuse after another. And I have no power to refuse her. My will is nothing in her hands.
Then, suddenly, unexpectedly, “Here. You can go here. But keep your panties up.”
I swear I almost came when I let my pee go.
My husband insists; when he fucks his girlfriends — his cuckcakes — I must do the insertion. Its my ultimate sign of submission to his right to fuck whoever he wants.
You never thought you’d see your daughter, your baby girl, so wanton. Never thought she’d let her mother see her fucking like this, let alone that she would have invited you to watch. She is obviously enjoying herself. Enjoying herself more than you have every enjoyed yourself before.
And it’ll be your turn soon. You are already wet with anticipation.
"It feels so good, Aunt Kim, to be out here, naked and free, with the sun hitting your skin. To be honest, it makes me kinda wet. You should try it, Aunt Kim. Go ahead, take off your clothes, be naked with me."
You never thought you’d be doing this: licking your best friend’s cum filled pussy. But then again, you never thought you’d be watching your brother fuck you best friend either.
How was it, honey? Watching your new husband fuck me? From my point of view, it was fabulous. But now you’ve got to give him the next treat and let him watch you clean me all up.
Angela told me that if I didn’t stop sleeping with her sister, I would pay for it. What she doesn’t know is how much I like both sleeping with her sister and paying for it.
It’s almost August. That means its almost time for the mating rituals of the merefolk off the coast of Puerto Rico’s East coast.
God, she’s so good at this. Why is my husband so piss poor at pussy licking but his sister is so fucking fabulous at it? Maybe she could give him lessons?
"Its a simple enough choice, Lindsey. Either you bend over for the cane, or you lay on the floor so I can ride your pretty face."
My mother-in-law is staying with us this week. On the downside, this means I’m spending much of the week in “corner time”. On the upside, she’s always very good about “rewarding me” when I’ve done something good. I think I’ll bake her her favorite pie when I’m finally let out of the corner.
Why is Miriam — the one on the left — smiling so much? Cause its her birthday and there are a half dozen housewives here this afternoon to make her the center of the universe for the next two hours.
Why am I — the one on the right — smiling so much? Because I’m about to sweep her off to the bedroom. I get to go first!
Toni and I each called in sick this morning. Our husbands wouldn’t understand how much we need this, and our bosses certainly won’t miss us for the day.
We need another plan though.